she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
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