Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
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