That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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