so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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