I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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