Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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