Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
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