Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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