have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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