I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
BRING THE BAGELS
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
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