I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My Sexting was not on an AP level
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
Randomize
