That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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