Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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