My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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