yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Randomize
