oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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