Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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