This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
it's like iHOP with fire
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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