are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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