carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
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