Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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