I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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