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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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