this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
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