what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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