there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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