i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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