I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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