But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
