Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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