Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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