East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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