were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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