no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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