I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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