I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
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I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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