Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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