I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
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