dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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