I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Randomize
