You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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