Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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