I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I woke up after 12 hours of being wildly intoxicated, got jizz on my face, and woke up in a different bed than I passed out in. My makeup is still perfect. I'm writing Revlon a thank you note.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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