Who did Billy Mays play for?
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
God, I missed his penis.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
