I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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