I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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