Kiss
Puke
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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