thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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