it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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