Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I enjoy the company of your penis
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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