he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We talked him into tasing himself.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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